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Motivational Thought of The Day:
"There's no I in Team. But there are three in Teeming With Vermin!"
Revised Motivational Thought of The Day:
"There's no I in Team. But there's one in Sanity."
ReRevised Motivational Thought of The Day:
"There's no I in Team. But there's u and two in Stupidity."
ReReRevised Motivational Thought of The Day:
"There's no I in Team. But there's several and none working in The Blind Leading The Blind."
ReReReRevised Motivational Thought of The Day:
"There's no I in Team. There's no q in Table. There's no x in Cow. Spelling counts!"